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Trust us, it’ll all come together in the end.

Depois que me disseram que ando com cara de “cú com câimbras”, resolvi traçar os meus planos de dominação do mundo. hehe, vejam:

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil – It’s my nature

Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Town Mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:
Next, you will Sabotoge the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:
Finally, you will Demonstrate your Doomsday Device, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it’ll all come together in the end.

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